Monday, November 16, 2009

Suspending My Dlist Account


As the year of 2009 is coming to an end, I'm pulling back on the social networks that aren't working for me.

With Dlist it all started with this message:

Your account has been suspended by a DList admin. Check your email for a message explaining the possible reasons. You cannot send email, use chat, and people cannot view your profile. To become active again, fix the outstanding issues described in the email. Click here to update your profile.

At that point, I had thousands of online friends and was told by Dlist that someone gained control of my account and it had to be suspended. I didn't completely buy that. Dlist did offer a premium service because of the inconvenience of starting over. My new page never bounced back.

Dlist is for twinks and if your over 30 it can be an unwelcoming atmosphere. On the flip side, I loved the fact you could post videos and music. For indie artists that can be a valuable forum. Just expect to invest a lot of time.

Teaser - Coming Friday, 11/20/09







These two gentleman are coming to video on Friday, 11/20/09. Here are some teaser photos to wet your appetite.






Models Making Bold Statements







http://www.modelmayhem.com/689922

New Jersey's Tony Be I would title "Overheating in the Sauna".

http://www.modelmayhem.com/1349432

Portland's PDXAndyJ extends his arm over his shoulder to showcase his sexy body.

http://www.modelmayhem.com/685366

Cincinnati's Mark the Gentleman showcases the perfect sizzle photo for his primary image. Hot tattoos and pose will only get more people to explore more.

2009 Worst Songs - #1 Whatcha Say By Jason Derulo


I was listening to Whatcha Say by Jason Derulo during the first week of Fernando and Greg on Movin 99.7. There should be a warning, "This May Cause Seizures". I had to turn the radio down immediately because it reminds me so much of fingernails across a chalk board.

How this was ever a hit I will never understand? Autotune on crack would be the best way to describe this how mess of a song.

2009 Worst Songs - #2 I Can Transform Ya By Chris Brown


It was shocking to me to see Chris Brown's I Can Transform Ya on Logo's The Click List. After the Rihanna beating you would have thought the network would decline the "pay for play" money.

So throw in electric guitars and a lot of autotune, we are suppose to believe Chris Brown is hardcore. Well I already knew that and it wasn't because of this song.

All this fans can continue to efforts his music, I will never understand. Mr. Brown isn't sorry for what he did. He's sorry for getting caught.
Leave it to Chris Crocker to address the fans of Chris Brown -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e2Af663Sbo

2009 Worst Songs - #3 We Are Golden By Mika


Sometimes when you milk something too much that isn't a good thing. Mika sings We Are Golden in a super high pitched vocal range. I found myself wondering if the mirrors were going to shatter around me. I've heard other efforts in his natural voice and I thought to myself that would be so much better for this production.

Big Girl (You Are Beautiful) is my all time favorite Mika track. It worked perfectly for the television show, Ugly Betty.

2009 Worst Songs - #4 Love Etc. By Pet Shop Boys


This was a difficult decision as I love Go West and Absolutely Fabulous by the Pet Shop Boys. With that said Love Etc. fell flat for me this year. Part of it was the programming beats per minute were much slower than previous hits. Also, the singing comes off dare I say a bit whiny.

I went to see the Pet Shop Boys in concert (San Francisco) and was shocked how dark the stage was. From being in the nose bleed section, I didn't see much movement and it could have been 2 stand ins lip syncing for all I know. I watched several of their live video performances and their female singer involved in the past moved around more than the 2some of the Pet Shop Boys.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Chris Salvatore's It's You / No Autotune



It's so refreshing to hear Chris Salvatore's It's You without the autotune. His natural voice is wonderful. Maybe it was previously added because it was Britney Spears.
The man is incredibly handsome and showcases a tamed down cover image without showcasing his body.


2009 Worst Songs - #5 Fly Away By Sean Ensign


I have been a fan of Sean Ensign and purchased his debut album. However, Fly Away's vocals sound just like all his other performances. I was hopeful for a different vocal arrangement in the maxi single released this year and didn't get it.


Mr. Ensign has held his own on the http://www.eurodancehits.com/ Top 20. Sean delivers an incredible sexy cover and I do like the music video featuring the man on man action.

Sybil Danning Adds Better Acting to The Lair





I have realized what's missing from The Lair (Here! Television). A strong female actress on the level of Thea Gill and Tracy Scoggins (Dante's Cove).

Sybil Danning has appeared in the last 3 episodes and made the storyline so much stronger.

http://www.sybildanning.net/

In episode 11, you also get to see Johnny Hazzard's butt tattoo while getting fucked by Athan.

http://www.friskyfans.org/reviews/whatmendo.htm

Drake Rock Shirts





http://www.cafepress.com/DrakeRock

Several have asked Drake Rock about having shirts. I just updated to feature sweatshirts also. Afterall, it's getting cold.

Models featured are Alex Castro, Marcus Patrick, Ben Patrick Johnson, Spencer Reed, Tristian Jaxx and Damen Rockford.


Plus, there a NUDE backside shot of JJ Adams.

New Video of Damen Rockford


http://www.drakerock.com/

The muscle god is sitting there waiting for you to straddle and lower yourself upon him, stretching your hole to capacity, thrusting and expanding in places you've only dreamed of.

A new Damen Rockford hits the Drake Rock site today. His size once again is undenible.

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Delphin Working His Magic




http://2kmodels.com/DELPHIN

At 42, Delphin shows no signs of letting up. He's worked with several top photographers and located in the Los Angeles area. It's obviously how hard he works on that body of his and it shows twofold.

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Precious is Oscar Worthy



Just went to see Precious with Georgina and Tim and it should win some Oscars. At times, it was so hard to watch the sexual/baby abuse and HIV test results but underlying all of the negativity such a powerful message.

There is a vision of hope when Precious dreams big, pursues an education and wants to care for her two children.

Oprah, Monique, Paula Patton and Gabby discuss Precious -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YGO7j3Y-cM

Chris Salvatore's Moving Public Service Announcement


Chris Salvatore has a powerful public service announcement out addressing the passing of 15 year old Larry King. Mr. Salvatore recently appeared in Eating Out 3.

http://www.gayamericanheroes.info/

http://www.last.fm/music/Chris%2520Salvatore?ac=Chris%20Salvatore

Gay.com Is A Horrible Site


I was so happy to be chosen to participate in a focus group discussing http://www.gay.com/. The site has been a train wreck for years now and I'm surprised they're still in operation. The only positive development was showcasing Here! programming for premium members.

Negatives:

Pictures are tiny and presented unfavorably.

Mr. Gay.com Contest eliminated 3-4 of the final 15 candidates for were suspected of auto voting.

The system crashed during the launch of this contest.

Doesn't allow you to post videos / music.

Can't leave web URLs.

Today, I have finally decided to leave. If it isn't working than walk away.

2009 Worst Songs - #6 Lollipop Luxury By Jeffree Star


I finally purchased a song I liked by Jeffree Star, Get Away With Murder. Yet, on the same album, I hated Lollipop Luxury which is her #2 selling song on Itunes. There is too much autotune. Ms. Starr would have been better served featuring her natural voice instead.

Lyrics feature, "Fuck Me I'm a Celebrity - Can't Take Your Eyes Off Me - I'll Make You Fuck Me - Just to Get Some Where".

The album cover does in fact feature a beautiful Jeffree Star and it's ruined by all the fake blood.


Medium Rare Records Experience in the Castro / Upper Market



http://www.medium-rare-music.com/

My friend, Michael, http://www.myspace.com/Corweib was kind enough to treat me to a $30 gift certificate at Medium Rare Music in the Castro / Upper Market Street area. Sincere thanks to you!

Local producer, Leo Frappier's LFB album was featured in the front window which impressed me previously. Kudos for supporting the local artists.

I was impressed with how friendly the gentleman was. They had the majority of the albums featured in My Top 10 for 2009 - Banarama's Love Comes was in their top 20.

As everyone is downloading these days it's impressive they are still going strong. Tower Records folded and was a much larger location.

RuPaul comments, "Medium Rare is my all-time favorite CD store!"

I ended up buying Ida Corr's One and Whitney Houston's I Look to You.

Ray Avito Commented That Dean Monroe's Song is Being Trashed on You Tube




Ray Avito let me know that Dean Monroe song, Closer to You is being trashed on You Tube. Comparable to Colton Ford's album, Under the Covers.

Let's take a look:

strangerthree (6 months ago) Show Hide -2 Marked as spam
Reply Spam First Colton Ford, then Johnny Hazzard and now Dean Monroe!! Let's face it, gay pornstars can't sing! They should just carry on going to the gym and doing their day jobs. Good effort though, but oooh oh so camp.

djbillbennett (2 months ago) Show Hide +2 Marked as spam
Reply Spam This guy has better vocals than any other male out there that Ive seen or heard. Plus he is not a cheese factory. I want to work with him.

*I guess DJ Bill Bennett (Fame) may not be retiring after all.*

tanx2u (8 months ago) Show Hide -2 Marked as spam
Reply Spam What the hell is this? I think if this was a ballad instead of a club tempo it would sound better.

I actually bought the song and thought his vocal performance was good.

Dean warms up his vocal chords above. More action shots of Dean Monroe -

http://www.alsgaypornstars.com/dmonroe.html

Investigative Reporting - Mack Folsom Prison



Mack Folsom Prison is where men in South of Market San Francisco go to play typically after the bars close at 2AM. The down side of that is play time doesn't start for the masses until that hour.

For some reason, they have the entire upstairs area now closed for a remodel. That where the majority of the beds / mats are and it's a major inconvenience for the patrons. If your a bottom that wants to get fucked in 2 different slings your still in luck. Of course, a crowd will gather to join in or jerk off next to you.

Thankfully, during down times - Mack has 6 computers to play online. Many guys tend to look for sex online while at a sex club. Crazy huh?

CMan's Moment with Trevor Knight





CMan Art captured Trevor Knight and other Chris Steele models from Superstar Satellite in the Castro. Of course that could have been when the owners of Superstar broke up and had 2 stores competing against each other. The Superstar location closer to Walgreens (18/Castro) won in the end.

Trevor Knight befriended me on Facebook yesterday and I thought that's ironic getting this image from CMan Art. Also, Trevor has very nice when I was at Falcon Studios and mentioned going to college while doing porn.

More action shots of Mr. Knight:

http://www.alsgaypornstars.com/trevorknight.html

Friday, November 13, 2009

Feedback From Jimmy Roland


Wow!! What an awesome job and great looking/classy page. Thank you so much for EVERYTHING! I am going to include it in my 2010 Press Kits (mailing one tomorrow to Portland, OR, may be performing at their 2010 Pride Fest).
I've just forwarded the URL to Dr. Kmer in Italy. I usually hear from him in early mornings:). Will most likely put the link on my MS page as well.
Thanks again,
JR

It's great to get feedback from the artist. Jimmy has performed at several pride events throughout the US and his "Partners For Life" single goes over very well with the GLBTQ community.

Ballbusters Sale $5 Featuring Pat Bateman





Drake Rock's Pat Bateman is into women getting fucked by black guys, so that is what you'll see playing on the monitor at times.

This is the most explicit video featured from the Sex album. Dream has aggressive beats, deep bass throughout and drives the action.

Now, Sex featuring Dream (Pat Bateman) is on sale only at CD Baby for $5.

https://www.cdbaby.com/cd/mikeandrews2

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Drake Rock's Ricky Martinez




http://www.drakerock.com/

As in all of the scenes that Ricky shot for me, there is some great footage of his asshole relaxed, wide open, and waiting (no needing) to be filled!
This video was released today on 11/13/09.

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Revel Singer, Benn Bacot Doing A Lot of Live Performance in San Francisco






http://www.bennbacot.com/

Benn Bacot is ramping up his live appearances throughout San Francisco. Venues include: Martuni's, Sheba Piano Lounge and Unity. I attended Mr. Bacot's Unity performance in the past and he had one woman in tears. Benn sings with so much emotion that you can't help but be drawn in.

I highly recommend his full length jazz album on CD Baby -


http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/bennbacot


With gospel inflused vocals, Benn's vocals are also perfect for dance music. Revel is featured in the new film, Be Mine and the G CD Global 2 Bears dance compilation.

Get Revel on Itunes:
Mike Andrews (Dante's Cove) - Revel Featuring Benn Bacot

Norcalbodz Photography







Norcalbodz Photography

http://2kmodels.com/norcalbodz

NorCalBodz (NCB) represents top physique and fitness models nationwide. Operating out of Sacramento, California.

The broken waist is quite attention getting. No, it's not an anti-steroids ad. Norcalbodz Photography does an amazing job with color contrast from the colored clothes to black/white bodies.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Raff's Adventure at a Recent Underwear Party


I have truly missed out on not ever attending an underwear party.

Raff was kind enough to share the experience with me:

Most of the guys at the party are attractive. The bar has one once in a while. You can sport underwear, t-shirt, sneakers or boots. I wore boxer briefs. Some guys were just in underwear and showcasing their chest. Some were in tight briefs to show off their bulge.

http://www.myspace.com/aacrew

Message Behind "Got To Be Real" by Dr. Kmer & Jimmy Roland / My #1 Song This Year


Jimmy Roland was kind enough to share the personal story behind "Got to Be Real". I consider the track to be comparable to TLC's Unpretty but with incredible dance beats.

"Got To Be Real"

Not unlike most songs written, "Got To Be Real" came from a personal place and from deep within. Through my travels and meeting people of all types, I learned that we all share similar stories.The main topic always seemed to have been rejection of some sort. I wasn't really writing in those days of heavy traveling so, I began to look for writers to come up with a song for me about different types of rejection (i.e jealousy, racism, weight problems or whatever). I never found the right song.

Then, I met Paolo Stocherro, better known as Dr. Kmer (my current producer), who I collaborated with on "Real". He sent me an instrumental track from Italy. While listening to the track, the music sort of transformed into images and words began to come to mind. I then realized that the long awaited song was coming. Pen in hand, I began to write my experiences of attempting to be accepted by my own immediate family. I began thinking of the conversations I've had with teens who decided to run away from home after being rejected by parents because they were Gay or simply looked or expressed themselves differently. I have personal friends who struggle with weight problems for reasons unknown to critics (they also face rejection) and my eyes began to well up.

I hoped that the song would help the world, by making those of us who allow ourselves to judge others to simply stop for a moment and think about what we are doing. As "the voice", I felt that I could speak out for those who have been face with rejection and just tell it like it is: "...You ought to take some time to look at yourself, Reflections can be startling". The song does however, have a message for the victim as well. That message: Stop trying to change yourself to please others. Be yourself and be real. There is nothing wrong with making changes that you may desire and need. I'm a happier person because I've learned, you'll never please everyone. That's was the motivation behind "Got To Be Real".

I enjoy collaborating with Dr. Kmer. He does the music and I handle the singing and writing. We have completed ideas for several new tracks and plan to record over the holidays. The next release, is a bit different sounding than "Real" and is more on the side of a hip-hop dance track. Look for it in early 2010 and a full-length cd to follow.

http://www.myspace.com/thejimmyroland

A Message From Nicholas Rodriguez (One Life to Live & Sex & The City)


Hi, thanks for sending me a friend request on facebook. I am happy to let you know that there is now an official fanpage!

http://www.facebook.com/share.php?u=http://www.life.com/image/92972429#/pages/Nicholas-Rodriguez/177988651543?ref=ss

This will be the best way to communicate with me and also keep up with all the latest news about me, my involvement in One Life To Live, Sex and the City and the rest of my career!

Thank you so much in your interest and support, I am truly humbled by how blessed my life is.

All the best,
nicholas.

Nicholas was amazing during the gay weddings on One Life to Live. Now I learn he's involved with Sex and the City. Pictured with BD Wong (Oz) above.

Dante's Cove Finale







Mike Andrews - Male Perfection (Dante's Cove Finale)

Purchase Dante's Cove Finale at the above Itunes link. The hit television series features Charlie David (Mulligan's), Jensen Atwood (Noah's Arc), Michael Gregory, Thea Gill (Queer As Folk) and Tracy Scoggins.

Justin Monroe Shoots Stunning Erotica







http://2kmodels.com/JUSTINMONROE_COM

Justin Monroe knows how to shoot stunning erotica with bold poses, over the top colors and showcasing butt's in your face.

One Life to Live's Kyle Lewis and Oliver Fish to Have Sex in December on One Life to Live

http://www.queerty.com/can-scott-evans-brett-claywell-out-gay-james-franco-on-daytime-tv-20091112/

Queerty seems to think that people might not watch Kyle Lewis and Oliver Fish have sex on One Life to Live in December because of James Franco's presence on General Hospital. I disagree.

See the tease video of a shirtless Scott Evans (Oliver Fish) above.

"Give Me a Break" Commercial Is Completely Not Related to Gay Marriage Battle


http://www.standformarriagemaine.com/?p=525

Call Now to Get Involved: 207-846-9052
Or email us at info@standformarriagemaine.com

This ad is so inappropriate about gay marriage. Explain to me how this ad has anything to do with that proposition.

Jen Cyr, the teacher featured from Hampden, Maine can't act her way out of a paper bag. Mrs. Cry you might benefit from Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers, lap band surgery, etc. because those camera angles aren't working for you!

Shame on Stand for Marriage Maine for such a deceptive video!

Anti Gay Marriage Folks Getting Death Threats

http://www.myfoxmaine.com/dpp/news/20091110_gay_marriage_foes_receive_death_threats
MyFOXMaine.com - Police in at least two communities are investigating a pair of threats against gay marriage opponents, the most recent Monday morning.

Over the weekend, Michael Heath, the man who fought against gay rights in previous years in Maine, got a threatening a voice mail from a man who said he was gay and owned guns and that he was his next target.

When calling these hate mongers, it's not a good idea to mention guns or death. Of course, featuring a Maine teacher stating her classroom was asking about gay sex was completely not related to to overturning gay marriage.

Happy Birthday to Michael


Thank you to all my wonderful friend for the sweet birthday wishes. I had a fantastic birthday.

http://www.myspace.com/snugglebeartx

Michael, I think a birthday is meant to be celebrated for the entire month. That include multiple messages and various activities in your honor.

The image of Michael above was designed by his loving boyfriend.

Meet the Naked Boys / Rival Now on Itunes







Rival is now available on Itunes. I was playing the song for my friend, Michael yesterday and he couldn't tell who was singing which vocal parts between Mike A n d r e w s and Troy Z i e l. In many cases, each sentence is a different singer. The Naked Boys Singer is speaking French and it's all about having sex.

http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=338407905&s=143441

Meet some of the Naked Boys now - Dillon Rodriguez, Ryan Mackton & Dante.






Listen Live to Greg & Fernando


http://www.movin997.com/pages/5653042.php

It's their first day on Movin 99.7. Listen to Greg & Fernando live via the internet at the above web link. Jason is also back as the producer. They previously were featured at Energy 92.7.

Happy to hear them playing Britney Spear's 3. Let's hear more dance music and less autotune R&B / Hip Hop. There are other stations all ready playing that format KMEL 106.1 and Wild 94.9.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Djeigo Balfore - Part 2



http://www.myspace.com/444795222

Residing in Blanding, Utah - I asked Djeigo Balfore was the motivation was behind his song, You Make Me Feel So Dirty.

"Just being horny originally. My friend came over and she was telling me about her ex and how she took his virginity then went nuts and called her a whore / what-not. So the song evolved from that. Then i just happened to record myself with someone else to use in the background."

Motivated by sex. I think that's the best kind of music.

Best Photographer in Eastern Iowa - Kelly E





I'm going home next month and discovered this talented photographer in Iowa City, IA. I truly think she has the best work out there.

http://www.modelmayhem.com/7866

Kelly E using amazing make up, bold colors and creates sexual tension between her models.

New Music By L10 - I've Been Thinking About You (UGLYFINGERS mix)



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBbMj-V4aw0

Message From L10:

I wanted to thank you for your non-stop support! Did you get a chance to check out a new record I just put out? It's a cover to a song I grew up loving... Check me out on YouTube and the name of the song is "I've been thinking about you" will be hitting the studio beginning of next year to work on new material for my next EP!

Hugs!

L10

I've Been Thinking About You is a tribute to Jocelyn Enriquez. My favorite part is the breakdown at 2:50.

By the way, I met L10 at Cafe Flore in San Franciso and his eyes are that crystal blue.

Redhawk Photography: Models I Want to Work With




http://www.modelmayhem.com/list.php?list_id=270081

Redhawk Photography wants to work with these models.

Jeff Tomsik is coming undone.

Jason Borish is coming undone. Coolness added sporting the shades.

In Honor of Veteran's Day - Active Duty

Dink Flamingo's Active Duty features military film servicing each other. Make note they are watching straight porn to get hard.

http://www.rockettube.com/watch/1e00671e123714de019a/Platoon-Party

Dink's Christmas orgy event. His voice sounds very strange to me.

http://www.rockettube.com/watch/d9b608090fa5ee3348bf/Active-Duty-Live-Christmas-2008

Peter Added Some "Private Candid Shots"




With this post, I had to check it out.

http://2kmodels.com/pics.php?uname=Peter

Hot from front to back!

L'Marco




http://www.modelmayhem.com/399429

L'Marco Smith is a young photographer who is making waves in the industry.

I would say so! Especially with featuring a nude man in such a sexy pose. Jackie, the female model is working it out in those black boots.

Message From Mitch Branson on December Release of Darkness of Pleasure


I'm re-releasing Darkness of Pleasure in Dec 2009. It has been re-engineered, remastered, re-imagined in Hi Def. Also my image is now featured on the cover. I've attached my Hype Sheet for the new release.

More updates to come. Thanks for your links. I will take a look at them. =)

Take care,
Mitch

Connect with Mitch -

www.myspace.com/mitchbransonmusic
http://www.mitchbranson.com/
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/coltmanexclusivemitchbranson/
http://www.coltstudiogroup.com/

At long last, Mitch is featuring himself on the cover. That will only increase interest.

Final Artwork for Gay Comedy, Be Mine / Skinny Dipping Scene is Hottie Overload




Revel Featured in Film, Be Mine (Jared Welch) / The Skinny Dipping Scene is Outrageous Fun
Purchase Revel Featuring Benn Bacot -

http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=302835391&s=143441

Mr. Andrews comments, "It's hottie overload during the skinny dipping scene of Be Mine. What a thrill to have VH1's Bucky Buckwild (Flavor of Love / Charm School) featured while Revel plays. "

I wanted to again personally thank you for "Revel (Who's In Control)". This made the film far more professional and added a great soundscape to the scene. Here is a link to where folks can purchase the DVD http://www.ariztical.com/filmsAZ/be_mine.html.

Dave Padilla
Director of Be Mine
RBMStudios

90 F Reviews on Itunes / Colton Ford's Under the Covers


I just don't get it. Why do so many people hate Colton Ford's Under the Covers? Mr. Ford has 90 F reviews. I understand some people don't like covers being done of other artists but it's also a personal attack on his porn past. Come on - can't we give this guy a break?
Colton Ford fucking a twink -

http://gaywatch.com/view_video.php?id=4980&page=2

Bryan Hawn's Without You




I do believe Bryan Hawn has a good voice. Discussing that on the Real Jock forums was a lighting rod of insults from other members. Everyone was just pissed that More Than Enough was a rip off of New Republic's Apologize.

In the new song, Without You - Mr. Hawn sings with a lot of emotion. However, I'm not feeling the rap section by Ricky Jay. It would have been nice to have two different edits to choose from.

The man has a perfect BUBBLE BUTT and loves to showcase it at Drake Rock.

2009 Worst Songs - #7 Badass By Kirk Cummings




http://www.rockettube.com/watch/7b2db12ec4bd5ca1caba/Robbie-Ireland-Kirk-Cummings--Slade-Shoot-Creamy-Loads-In

Robbie, Kirk Cummings, & Slade hook up, get naked, beat their giant meat and suck dick. Mr. Cummings also gets fucked in the clip above.

Kirk has appeared on American Idol and become one of the power bottoms in the adult gay industry. I'm impressed with the make over between the photos above.

Colton Ford, Fredrick Ford and Johnny Hazzard have used their porn star status to release music. That doesn't mean it's all good. Badass appears to have a lot of vocal effects on the production. With that some of the notes still sound off key. The programming with the guitars didn't do Kirk any flavors. Next time around do more of a dance remix.

Mr. Cummings in additional action shots -

2009 Worst Songs - #8 My Penis By Perez Hilton


I find it so ironic that Perez Hilton is the music authority on his site, http://www.perezhilton.com/. His rap performance of My Penis was just bad. Who came up with these lyrics, "My Penis Is Famous - Suck It".

I will say Larry Tee's programming was brillant. I'm a new fan of his work.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsQ6g_8dbCc